Collection of Red Dwarf Quotes

KRYTEN: My goodness, I do believe I am drunk. I suddenly feel the need to strut my funky stuff.
CAMILLE: Please! I can’t meet your shipmates. Trust me.
KRYTEN: But you don’t know them! You’ll like them! Well, some of them. Well, one of them. Maybe.
RIMMER: You are a total, total… a word has yet to be [...]